Hi !

I'm not a witch! I'm your typical Tea Bagger candidate.

I am you.

And you are me.

And he is she. And we are all together. I am the walrus… cucucachooo.

You and I and the walrus know that our country is going to HELL IN A HANDBASKET… what with ObamaCare, the Stimulus, Nancy Pelosi, Social Security, child labor laws and water fluoridation by the United Nations forces of evil.

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DO NOT CLICK ON MY PICTURE if you are a true patriot ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !