Ahhhh....all better now. That last book tour really took it outta me.

It's amazing what lots and lots and lots and lots of illegal blood product can do to make a guy hanker for some torturing!

Speaking of torture… did you read my memoirs? I wanted to bolster my immense head… er… legacy by getting you all to forget about all the nasty crap that my lawyers say I was responsible for.

Well, now that I'm on the mend, it's time to get a new heart, liver, kidneys, spleen, etc., etc. I like to feel fresh when I start each day. I just hope Junior's found me another unwilling DONOR!

Thanks for stopping by and you can now all go to hell.

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