It was a dark and stormy night. I happened upon a web page that was open and managed to pull my cursor into the deepening gloom of the java script. There was an eerie glow coming off the flash plug-in of my browser, but I needed to get some sleep. The Sysop was a dark haired hunchback with yellow skin and RFID infested teeth. He handed back my LogIn and said I could always email him if I forgot my Password. I shuddered.

Death hung in the air. It whispered abominations to me. "Click Enter and you'll be whisked off to the 5th Annual Beaky Halloween Special!" ,it said. I shot it repeatedly and buried it in my hard drive. But I hear it still. The beating of that hideous corrupt file. And don't get me started about trying to deal with spam. It's a friggin' All Hallow's Eve nightmare.